A dark alleyway. One street lamp is flickering, casting an orange light on the scene below. You lean against the streetlamp, trying to look as nonchalant as possible. A stranger dressed in a long coat appears as though they materialised out of the shadows, just out of the circle of light provided by the lamp. Their face is hidden in darkness. “Come here, come closer,” they say, in a barely audible whisper. You approach nervously.They open their trench coat. “Take your pick,” the stranger says, in a hoarse voice.
- Five Times Sirius Walked in on James and Lily (And One Time It Was Remus)
- Auror Training (Auror AU)
- The Progression
- Hot and Cold
- Red Velvet Ribbon
- Stay the Night
- 9 and 1/2 First Dates
- Coercion and Competition
- And the World Turns Slower
- Love in a Hopeless Place (It’s implied smut, but I just really like this fic)
- The Sweetest Death
- His Latest Flame
- Eight Letters
- Here, Let Me Help You With That
- Summer Thunder
- The Room of Requirement
- You’d Better Be Dead or I’ll Kill You
- Something of Note
- God’s Grace
- It Happened in a Broom Cupboard
- So Close (Professor!Potter/Student!Lily)
- Happy Birthday Mr. Potter
- Stealing Sheep
- Inevitable Hypocrites
- The Incident in the Library (not full smut)
- Christmas Lights and Confessions
- Lily Evans Sees Stars and James Potter is a Bad Boy (companion pieces)
- A Very Thin Line (multi-chapter) and extracts here and here
- Fucking Pirates (Pirate AU)
- A Blowjob in Three Parts
- Thunder and Lightning
"This never happened, okay?" You nod quickly, avoiding eye-contact with the Dealer. They slink off into the shadows like a cat down the alleyway and you watch them go before turning and hurrying down the street.
Aww… I love you too, my dear <3 prepare for an attack hug next time I see you <3 <3
- scorpius going to WWW almost every day during summer holidays because he knows rose works there
- rose oblivious that he comes just to visit her
- scorpius not knowing how to have a normal conversation so he only asks about how the stuff works
- rose enjoying to explain everything to him
- scorpius smiling and not really paying attention because he enjoys watching how excited she gets as she talks
- george watching how they progress in their relationship and laughing at ron’s reactions
- draco entering to an empty room in the mannor just to find that is not at all empty but full with www stuff and realizing where his son has been disappearing to all the summer holidays
TELL ME ZAYN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE SHAH RUKH KHAN IN DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest shit b.
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
We’re all at the same makeup trailer every morning, so we see each other in a good, bad, ugly faces. It’s a lot of fun.
Why do people get their ears pierced at 13 I’m blessed my parents did that when I was 2 weeks old
After seeing the dramatic results from the Ice Bucket Challenge, Indian journalist Manju Latha Kalanidhi was compelled to start something similar, but with an Indian slant. “I felt like doing something more locally tangible. Rice is a staple here,” Kalanidhi told CNN. “We eat it every day, we can store it for months. Why not donate rice to someone who is hungry?”
Olivia Dunham — Badass Girl, Fringe 1x19, 2x10, 2x17, 2x19, 3x01, 5x05
"I actually really love props, guns, anything that’s active and moving because it gets you totally out of your own head and it gives you some kind of focus. You’re kind of more engaged because there’s more truth to what you’re doing because you’re actually holding it so I love all of that stuff. I love to be physically engaged."
I was at my friend’s place and there was like five of us and we were on the bed and next thing you know the bed broke and one of the side panels caught my ankle and then boom nai limps again
but yes will try my best not to die of ankle related incidents
can’t say my ankle won’t die though comm lily has nothing on my never healing ankle okay; this has been going on for years
Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far too expensive, we’re not going to have anything left to get the food with!" And Harry starts to laugh and say "We don’t have to worry about -" and then he stops and he and Ginny look at each other. And Harry realizes that she’s grown up having to measure out all her money and decide what she can and cannot have for a certain week or month or year. And Ginny realizes that she is actually no longer obligated to worry about money ever again.
Imagine Harry and Ginny eating dinner together and Ginny’s telling him about certain meals her mum made and teasing him about how he wolfs everything down and "Honestly Harry, you’re worse than Ron!" and Harry retorts laughingly "well old habits die hard, I had to fight Dudley for meals all the time, you at least knew you were going to eat every day!" And Ginny’s grin starts to fade and she asks "You…you didn’t get to eat everyday?" And Harry realizes what he said and he changes the subject quickly and Ginny looks at the plates in front of him and resists the urge to pile on some more potatoes. And the next day Vernon Dursley’s car is egged.
Imagine Harry and Ginny both suffering from night terrors and PTSD and agreeing that maybe going to that therapist Hermione recommended isn’t such a bad idea, and that’s how Thursday night became Therapy Night when they go out to dinner or to the pub after each session and agree that they need to talk to some Healers about introducing these sessions since therapy is still widely seen as muggle nonsense in the wizarding world.
And Ginny murmurs over her fire whiskey that sometimes she can still hear Tom Riddle murmuring in her ear, and Harry whispers that he dreams about running after his mother and father and Sirius and Remus as they disappear behind the Veil in the Department of Mysteries and he doesn’t know if he wakes from terror or regret about not making it through. And they go back home and hold each other closer that night and both wake up with raging hangovers.
hahahahaha remember that ankle I always complain about well it’s hurting again hahahaha ow I’m limping hahahahaha
Pakistani Super Model Mehreen Syed
It was a clerical error. At least, that’s what Mary MacDonald said when she came back from the housing office to find out why the girls had been given a suite attached to two boys in what is suppose to be a not-coed dorm. Under normal circumstances, Lily is a very reasonable person and would have accepted this mistake and gone on with her semester with only very mild irritation. However the circumstances are in fact, not normal. The two boys sharing the suite are the ones from her history class last semester, who rarely showed up but received the highest grades in the class despite the extremely hard exams. In short, they are the most annoying pair a clerical error could have ever given her.